For sublet, June 3rd - August 25th. 1 BR in a 2BR apartment in Dupont circle. Furnished, all utilities included.
I will be away for the summer in Denmark attending the summer-long Danish Cat Convention. You will share the apartment with 16 well mannered cats and 2 Roombas. The cats will occupy the other bedroom, and the roombas will be on patrol to help keep the hair situation under control. I will ask that you refill the cats’ automated food dispensers once a week, and clean the Roomba filters every three days or so. Below is a brief description of the housecatmates:
Polly - shy, quiet, tabby Bitnum - playful, clawy Lightning - slow, old Lighting II - slow, young Bebop - paranoid, jumpy Cappy - sneaky, grouchy Apina - knowledgeable, soft Grobor - Incessant, loquacious Kyle - stylish Leesha - aged, engaged Somtorious - idle Gleebok - green-tinted Horatio - friendly, mild-mannered Bananana - a little off Hoppy - jumpy Duran - pensive
Roombas: Gregor - Robotic, kitcheny Sandra - Robotic, hallway-y
Turns out it was all a joke but click through on the link above to see some of the responses the poster received.
This May I will turn 24. I have mixed feelings about this, but mainly I don’t care. [For anyone who knows me, this is huge. I’m usually very intense about my birthday. I’ve been known to start the countdown months before.] In order to make May more exciting, I vow to take one picture everyday on my phone of something I see around me and then tell the story behind it. I’ll try to do this in addition to my regular sporadic blog posting.