Just one more example of how risk-averse I am
My sister got a fish on Monday. My family is notoriously bad at pet ownership. All of our pets have either been given away, run away, flew away or died (voluntarily and involuntarily). Taking all of this into account, I made my sister a bet. “Abbie, I bet in 2 years that fish will be dead. If it’s still alive I will give you a dollar”. Two years, you ask? Well a couple of...
This guy on the metro has a purse disguised as a lunchbox. How do I know? Who keeps an umbrella, a wallet, pens, pencils, a notepad and knicknacks in a lunchbox? Did I mention there was no food inside?
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE IS BACK ON!!!! →
re-blogged from GQ.com So we were talking to Will Arnett the other day. Don’t ask why—all shall be revealed in a month or so. But as you may or may not know, Arnett returns to TV in September as the star of “Running Wilde,” his next collaboration with “Arrested Development” creator Mitch Hurwitz. And as you may or may not know, “Arrested Development”...
And remember that a person without a diploma is a...
I just received the following email in my inbox (of course it was marked as spam): You need a new diploma to prove your boss that you are a valuable employee? Or your close relatives doubt concerning your future bright life? It’s time to show them what you can. We are a certified organization that specializes in helping to get diploma of any world university. We have helped thousands already to...
…Announcing the decision on ESPN and not doing it face to face exposed...– Matt Swenson via The Express I think this is probably the truest thing I’ve read regarding this whole LeBron James screws over Cleveland thing.
Back to School
“Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I’m not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don’t get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!” — Billy Madison It has been 447 days since I’ve had to sit in a classroom and learn something. I won’t lie, they might have been the best 447 days of my life. Anyways,...