Boys who wear skinny jeans are not cool (yea I’m looking at you, Jonas Brothers). The jeans just demonstrate how your legs are skinnier than mine and I don’t like the competition. Next time instead of highlighting your denim clad legs accessorized with your studded belt, wear baggier jeans like a real man and leave a little something up to the imagination, alright?
Besides Jay-Z doesn’t wear skinny jeans because “his knots don’t fit”. Knots are large wads of cash. If I see a guy in skinny jeans I’m just going to assume he’s broke, and then we probably shouldn’t be speaking anyways ;)
And that, ladies and gentlemen is my unsolicited opinion on boys* in skinny jeans. Because I know you were dying to know.
*men do not wear skinny jeans