June 2009
20 posts
WatchIf you love The Office, you’ll love Rainn Wilson’s monologue on SNL from 2/24/07
Starred for Life
via Dlisted
Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, of Belgium tells the Daily Mail that she paid a Romanian tattoo artist £55 to decorate her face with only three stars. Kimmy, who might have the worst case of narcolepsy ever, says she fell asleep while the dude had a sharp needle on her face and woke up covered in STARZ. 56 stars to be exact. Kimmy is suing the tattoo artist for £8,500, because that’s...
Verse of the Day
26Likewise the Spirit helps us in our weakness. For we do not know what to pray for as we ought, but the Spirit himself intercedes for us with groanings too deep for words. 27And he who searches hearts knows what isthe mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for the saints according to the will of God. 28And we know that for those who love God all things work together for good,for...
very funny tweet... i didn't even read the link...
@chelsealately:
So You Think You Can Leave the House?: Is Tom going to let Katie shake her thing? eonline.com/on/show…
I’m guessing the article is about how Katie Holmes is rumored to appear on SYTYCD
“I wonder how I would react if my wife called my two sisters liars…...”
– My brother after trying to put himself in the shoes of Chris, Jaqueline’s husband, from Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of NJ”
Esi's Big Day Out
So this past Saturday was my first time outside in 5 days (yea I know, crazy right!). To celebrate/ the only reason I decided it was time to put on real clothes and shoes one shoe was because my family minus Kobby was going to gallivant in DC for a couple hours. We borrowed this “wheelchair” from my aunt (it was pretty much a modified shopping cart) and we hit the town. I got many stares, which...
Funny Gifts for Father's Day
My friend, Justin Timberlake, just tweeted these funny father’s day gifts. I picked out my favs (descriptions are Justin’s not mine)….
“One Card for All Occasions Stamp.” Evidence of the wit of Ji Lee, whose website (i.e. his take on Words As Images is bad-a**) and even his business card (the back of which includes a checklist you can fill out of where you met him and first...
Eat Raw Fish ... Get a 9-Foot Tapeworm - ABC News →
I found this in my inbox this morning. My mom sent it. I guess she doesn’t want me eating sushi anymore? haha
“Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I...”
– teacher to Billy Madison during the Academic Decathalon
Flat Fashion- Brilliant idea →
via perezhilton.com
Well, a genius Brit has come up with a solution: Vending machines that sell flats!
Female clubbers in Britain have been enjoying the comfort of slipping out of their stilettos and basking in the joy of flats at their favorite hot spots. For about 5 pounds (which translates to about 8 bucks), a pair of cushy flats can instantly be yours for your aching feet. And they boast...
My triathlon training wordle cloud →
I went to wordle.net and typed in the web address for the blog I had during the training of my triathlon and this is what it generated. The size of the word depends on the number of times it occured in my blog. Pretty interesting. Apparently the word “triathlon” only came up once.
http://www.esiwater.com →
one letter off… and yet still so unexciting
